I stole an onion the other day.
I didn't mean to.
My hands were full.
I was in the self-scan lane at Meijer.
I thought I paid for everything.
I grabbed my bag and left...
...with a Vidalia dangling in its bag in my left hand.
I didn't realize it until I got home.
I quickly cooked and consumed the evidence.
I hope Meijer doesn't go under because I shorted them 75 cents.
Don't call the cops.
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